{"product_id":"the-rules-for-life-omnibus-by-kitty-flanagan-9781761066412","title":"The Rules for Life Omnibus","description":"This special omnibus combines comedian Kitty Flanagan's award-winning \u003ci\u003e488 Rules for Life\u003c\/i\u003e with her rather prosaically titled sequel, \u003ci\u003eMore Rules for Life\u003c\/i\u003e. Inside this blockbuster edition you'll find rules for every aspect of daily life, such as:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePregnant women aren't magic lamps; don't rub them.\u003cbr\u003eOne to two squirts of perfume or aftershave is ample.\u003cbr\u003eNever make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.\u003cbr\u003eOnce a month, hold your yoga tights up to the light and check the thread count.\u003cbr\u003eAnd always, always, remove the lettuce before toasting a sandwich.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWitty, helpful and endlessly entertaining, this omnibus is the quintessential reference book with the power to change society...or, at least, make it a little less irritating.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Rule no. 1 - Buy this book, laugh out loud, become a better person.'\u003cbr\u003eJason Alexander (\u003ci\u003eSeinfeld\u003c\/i\u003e)","brand":"Allen \u0026 Unwin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47288996233452,"sku":"9781761066412","price":27.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/28051063482814.jpg?v=1770584079","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.co.nz\/products\/the-rules-for-life-omnibus-by-kitty-flanagan-9781761066412","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}