{"product_id":"the-anaconda-downstairs-by-amy-award-9781950228577","title":"The Anaconda Downstairs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI can get any woman I want... and I do.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSo why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone (my meddling brothers) told her I'm the love guru.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd she wants lessons in falling in love.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust not with me.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePenelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother's fiancée's best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I'm suddenly fumbling like a rookie. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker-fast and hard. Instead, it's a slow burn that's got me breaking all my own rules. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomehow, I've got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and there's an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis sports romance features a super-supportive cinnamon roll football player who thought he knew it all when it came to love, a plus-size heroine who will school him while finally learning to love herself, and that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that'll have you wishing you were a Kingman... or a Kingman's Queen.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unknown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47102714151148,"sku":"9781950228577","price":62.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/9838993482882.jpg?v=1765748394","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.co.nz\/products\/the-anaconda-downstairs-by-amy-award-9781950228577","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}