{"product_id":"stuff-your-astrologer-should-have-told-you-by-alise-morales-9781446313428","title":"Stuff Your Astrologer Should Have Told You","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're sick of hearing platitudes about your star sign's best attributes, or all the ways your doomed Leo-Taurus relationship can actually work, this book is for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore the dark side of each sign, delving deep into pet peeves, negative traits, and the types of people you should avoid (and be avoided by) at all costs. What are people saying behind your back? Which friend is most likely to bring out your worst? Should you even bother swiping right on a Scorpio? \u003cem\u003eStuff Your Astrologer Should Have Told You\u003c\/em\u003e has the answers, and it's not sugarcoating anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMost astrology books will tell you all about the best parts of your sign—its strengths, what it likes, and who it is most compatible with. This book is the opposite—it takes a look at each sign's dark side, so readers know what to expect when doing business with a Scorpio or falling in love with a Capricorn. While most astrology books tend to put a positive spin on the signs and their traits, Alise Morales is not afraid to say how the stars interact with—and sometimes screw over—each other on a daily basis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe all have pet peeves. We all know there are some people we're just not compatible with. This is the book that will tell you why and teach you about your star sign and astrology in the process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Alise Morales is a comedian, voice actor, and writer based out of Brooklyn, NY. She got into astrology writing horoscopes for Betches Media and PureWow, where she specialised in taking horoscopes and spinning them for a young, female audience. She released her first book, \u003cem\u003eHello, I'm A F*cking Puzzle Genius: 100 Activities for Smart AF Adults\u003c\/em\u003e in 2020.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSelling Points:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eVisually appealing and highly stylised design makes the book attractive and shareable on social media.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003ePerfect for casual astrology fans, with plenty of interesting, sharp content for zodiac aficionados.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eThe author is a comedian and horoscope writer, and her sharp, funny voice is highly relatable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eIt features beautiful artwork both inside and out, making it a conversation piece that can be flipped through with friends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Unknown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46854003720428,"sku":"9781446313428","price":49.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/26129703482702.jpg?v=1759230821","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.co.nz\/products\/stuff-your-astrologer-should-have-told-you-by-alise-morales-9781446313428","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}