{"product_id":"snarky-crochet-by-lisa-ha-9780760399682","title":"Snarky Crochet","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCraft your sass into every stitch with the hilariously irreverent patterns and crochet fun waiting for you in \u003cem\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003c\/em\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever wanted to say what you really think—without actually saying it—\u003cem\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003c\/em\u003e has you covered. From viral crochet creator Lisa Ha (@gettohookingcrochet), this bold and brilliantly petty pattern book is designed for makers who want to turn their feelings into fibre. Whether it's pettiness, irritation, heartbreak, or straight-up spite, there's a project here to help you stitch it out with sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWith 15 lippy crochet patterns that blend sarcasm, humour, and passive-aggressive charm, \u003cem\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003c\/em\u003e redefines what a craft book can be. Along with the patterns, you'll find a hefty supply of crochet jokes, practical listicles, and must-learn tips, like how you can keep crocheting when surrounded by idiots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInside this one-of-a-kind book, you'll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e15 cheeky patterns, including the Middle Finger Cactus, Spite Stripe Scarf, Cat Butt Coasters, and more!\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eBeginner-accessible instructions so anyone can join the petty party—no matter their skill level.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eTips for customising projects to throw even more shade with your stitches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eListicles, jokes, and fibre puns for endless crochet fun!\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eInspiration for gifts, gag projects, and yarn-fuelled emotional catharsis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach pattern is an outlet—whether you're crocheting a revenge project for an ex-friend, or just need a reason to cackle while you craft. Lisa's voice is equal parts hilarious and empowering, inviting you to be unapologetically yourself and have fun with your yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Gen Z crafters, punk-hearted fibre artists, and anyone who's tired of pastel bunnies and cosy clichés, \u003cem\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003c\/em\u003e is a celebration of humour, honesty, and handmade rebellion. Use it to start conversations, get a laugh, or just vent in the most productive (and passive-aggressive) way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the best way to heal—or roast someone—is one stitch at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Allen \u0026 Unwin Aotearoa New Zealand","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47496547336428,"sku":"9780760399682","price":39.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/9780760399682-snarky-crochet.jpg?v=1775798402","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.co.nz\/products\/snarky-crochet-by-lisa-ha-9780760399682","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}