{"product_id":"i-do-not-eat-children-by-marcus-cutler-9780316474726","title":"I Do Not Eat Children","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground... but don't worry! He would \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e eat a child. What do you think he is... a MONSTER? And kids are definitely \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e—oops! There goes another kid....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read-aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hachette Aotearoa New Zealand","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46995545850092,"sku":"9780316474726","price":34.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/18230263482300.jpg?v=1763115087","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.co.nz\/products\/i-do-not-eat-children-by-marcus-cutler-9780316474726","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}