{"product_id":"i-can-count-to-10-9781787743830","title":"I Can Count To 10","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHands down, the funniest book of the decade! From the twisted imagination of Roman Dirge, the Michelangelo of the macabre, comes his latest magnificent masterpiece, \u003ci\u003eI Can Count to Ten\u003c\/i\u003e, the first non-children's book for adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRoman Dirge's unique brand of humour spawned the subgenre for cute girl gothic horror\/humour. If you loved Roman Dirge's unique, anarchic, and counter-culture cult classic \u003ci\u003eLenore: The Cute Little Dead Girl\u003c\/i\u003e, then get ready for his greatest book yet!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePresented as a child's primer book for maths, \u003ci\u003eI Can Count to Ten\u003c\/i\u003e is without a doubt the single most completely useless teaching aid for anyone looking for a book to teach them how to count to ten. What starts as the cutest counting book in the history of education soon descends spectacularly into the single goriest, bloodiest, and funniest non-teaching aid EVER, somehow managing to shoehorn in a sinister government conspiracy and an alien invasion into a gentle tale of a bunch of loveable numbers introducing themselves in order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGenius is a word bandied about a lot, but what Roman has done here is nothing less than pure genius, creating a genuinely funny belly-laugh of a book that will have any reader crying with laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hachette Aotearoa New Zealand","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47362627633388,"sku":"9781787743830","price":44.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/13967343482824.jpg?v=1772898439","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.co.nz\/products\/i-can-count-to-10-9781787743830","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}