{"product_id":"how-to-test-negative-for-stupid-by-john-kennedy-9780063428164","title":"How to Test Negative for Stupid","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#1 \u003cem\u003eNEW YORK TIMES\u003c\/em\u003e BESTSELLER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne of the most distinctive and funny politicians, Senator John Kennedy (the one from Louisiana)—hailed by \u003cem\u003ePolitico\u003c\/em\u003e as \"America's most quotable Senator\"—offers his perceptive (and hilarious) takes on the ridiculousness of political life in this scathingly witty takedown of Washington and its elite denizens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow to Test Negative for Stupid\u003c\/em\u003e offers the Senator's tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the mind—and mouth—of \"America's Most Quotable Senator\":\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\"Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\"I say this gently: This is why the aliens won't talk to us.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\"If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\"I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\"Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\"I'm not going to Bubble Wrap it: The water in Washington, D.C., won't clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\"I have the right to remain silent but not the ability.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\"Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. I've seen it firsthand.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\"I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Arotahi Agency","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47397877350636,"sku":"9780063428164","price":71.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/9068552caea90f637a734efc8fda4512.jpg?v=1773781883","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.co.nz\/products\/how-to-test-negative-for-stupid-by-john-kennedy-9780063428164","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}