{"product_id":"fairytales-for-privileged-children-by-daniel-foxx-9781800963870","title":"Fairytales for Privileged Children","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eOnce upon a time, in a land \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003efar \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eaway (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children...\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eFairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eand Other Premium Tales\u003c\/i\u003e, author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most \u003ci\u003ecomfortable\u003c\/i\u003e of tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield \u003ci\u003eexcellent\u003c\/i\u003e results. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRAISE FOR \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eFAIRYTALES FOR PRIVILEGED \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eCHILDREN\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' - JOE LYCETT\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' - TOM ALLEN\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hachette Aotearoa New Zealand","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47734228713708,"sku":"9781800963870","price":39.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/9781800963870-fairytales-for-privileged-children.jpg?v=1781218155","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.co.nz\/products\/fairytales-for-privileged-children-by-daniel-foxx-9781800963870","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}