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Titles like \u003cem\u003eAt Least You're Not an English Major\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eThere Are Dads Way Worse Than You\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eThere Are Mums Way Worse Than You\u003c\/em\u003e showcase her unique ability to find humour in common, often overlooked aspects of our lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach book captures Boozan's signature style of playful sarcasm and sharp observations, making them perfect companions for anyone looking to add a little laughter to their day. Whether you're seeking a funny gift or a personal pick-me-up, Glenn Boozan's books are highly recommended for fans of humour and lighthearted storytelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore this category to find your next favourite read and revel in Boozan's witty prose that promises to entertain and uplift. 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